Archive for March, 2008

Too Bad Michigan and Florida by Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck wrote this article for CNN on March 14th and it was so good that I just had to repost it.  I don’t think anyone has expressed my own opinions on this so well ever before.

NEW YORK (CNN) — What do these stories all have in common?

  • A woman who says she lost more $1 million gambling in Atlantic City sues some casinos for $20 million, claiming they should’ve stopped her compulsive gambling.
  • People who bought houses they couldn’t afford with loans they didn’t understand want their lenders to change the terms.
  • Congress authorizes a war and then tries everything it can think of to get out of it.
  • Our country gets addicted to oil and then blames OPEC when it doesn’t like the price.
  • These stories prove how personal responsibility has all but vanished in America, and our government is leading the way.

    Remember the kid from that interminable 1980s commercial whose father caught him using drugs? The father incredulously asked, “Who taught you how to do this stuff?” and the kid responded, “You, alright? I learned it by watching you.”

    Well, we are that kid and our government is that drug-using father who doesn’t think that anyone notices his bad habits.

    Our government is leading us by example, and I don’t mean that in a good way. For years, it has spent us into oblivion, mortgaging our future for programs we can’t afford, and Americans have happily followed suit, running up credit card bills and home equity loans for things they never should’ve bought.

    Unfortunately, we’re also learning something else from our government: how to avoid taking responsibility for our actions.

    From Eliot Spitzer’s alleged hooker craze to the revelation that Arnold Schwarzenegger commutes to work in a large private jet even as he preaches the dangers of carbon dioxide emissions, there’s never been a shortage of “do what I say, not what I do” hypocrites in politics.

    But that same attitude has seemingly spread from individual politicians to an entire party.

    Democrats aren’t happy that delegates from Florida and Michigan won’t be seated at the national convention because those states broke clear party rules. Well you know what? Too bad. We don’t say that enough anymore. Too bad. You agreed to the rules; you broke them. Now you’ve got to deal with the consequences.

    “But Glenn. … Neither Hillary Clinton nor Barack Obama will have enough delegates to win the nomination. We don’t want this to be decided in some backroom by superdelegates.”

    Too bad.

    “But Glenn. … You don’t understand. If we don’t seat delegates from those states now, then we might lose their votes in the general election.”

    Too bad.

    “But Glenn. …. The voters in these states are going to be disenfranchised if we don’t let their voices be heard.”

    Too bad.

    If you want to talk about disenfranchised voters, then let’s talk about why just 17 percent of Americans have a positive view of Congress. Let’s talk about why we still have wide open borders despite most Americans wanting them sealed. Let’s talk about why we keep selling out our sovereignty and our security by borrowing billions of dollars from-less-than friendly countries, such as China.

    Americans aren’t disenfranchised because our leaders won’t count votes in a couple of states. They’re disenfranchised because our leaders aren’t doing their jobs. They’re disenfranchised because after working hard to support their families and to raise kids who understand the difference between right and wrong, their leaders do exactly the opposite.

    In the cases of Florida and Michigan, I’ve patiently listened to all the moving arguments about why there should be a “do-over,” but quite honestly, they’re not arguments at all. They’re excuses. If this race wasn’t so close, or if these states offered a combined 36 delegates instead of 366, do you really think anyone would care? Of course not.

    But no matter what you think should happen, you have to admit that Clinton’s idea that we should simply count her “wins” in Florida and Michigan is completely ridiculous.

    In fact, if you played a rimshot and a laugh track behind her every time she recited that line, people might actually agree to a two-drink minimum to see her speak. How could you possibly count the results from an election when your main opponent wasn’t even on the ballot (at least in Michigan)? You can’t — unless you think the rules are simply there for your own amusement.

    Last year, when the punishment against Florida was first approved, Donna Brazile, a member of the Democratic National Committee rules panel, said she hoped that the harsh consequences would “send a message to everybody in Florida that we are going to follow the rules.” And Brazile knows a little something about that … she ran Vice President Al Gore’s presidential campaign in 2000.

    Voters in Florida and Michigan should ask themselves one important question before they blindly follow their party: Why did no one seem to care about “alienating” them last year when the rules were intentionally broken? It’s only now, when their vote really matters, that everyone is suddenly so concerned about “enfranchising” them.

    Florida and Michigan have a golden opportunity to stand up and say enough is enough, to send a message that it’s time to not only take responsibility for their actions but for those of our leaders as well.

    After all, what would it say about personal responsibility in this country if we allow the two states that broke all the rules to end up having the biggest say of all?

    Happy Birthday!!!

    Birthday MonkeyHappy birthday to me!  Happy birthday to me!  I look like a monkey and I live in a tree!

    Today is the day, 28 years since I first screamed my way into the world. 

    Here’s to 82 more! 

    Ok, not really, but it’s 28 backwards so it seemed like a good number to use.

    p.s.  Thanks to Fiscal Musings for the perfect image for me to steal.

    NCAA Tourney Friday March 28

    Good grief, how boring of a night of college basketball was this?  As of right now, the four games tonight have all been huge blowouts.  Memphis is beating the snot out of Michigan State by 22, it was 30 at half time.  The other three games have all been 20 point deficits.  The surprise win of Davidson over Wisconsin was the only excitement of the night.

    This is the only time of the year that I watch basketball at all.  These guys could have at least made it exciting for me.

    Well, at least my boys are showing they really can play with the big boys and live up to their ranking.

    GO TIGERS!!!

    Democrats and Their Retarded Nomination System

    Delegates, Super Delegates, Michigan, Flori-duh, Howard Dean, Billary, OBAMA-RAMA!!! What else do I have to say? We didn’t start the fire – d’oh, sorry, got carried away.

    How ridiculous is the left half of our political system? They are so divisive that they even fight amongst themselves to the cost of the voices of millions of voters. I’m not saying that I think the illegal Michigan and Flori-duh primaries should count. They broke the rules and they knew it. But, who was it that broke those rules? The individual citizens of the states? No, it was the idiot politicians who decided to bump up the primaries knowing that they weren’t supposed to.

    I could go on about that for a bit, but that would be beating a dead horse as it has been through the news ringer plenty already.

    Now we have a new example of idiocy to discuss.

    Superdelegates. These people make up almost 20% of the total votes that will be cast at the Democratic Convention, and they have to answer to NO ONE. The have the free choice to choose which ever candidate they want with no oversight whatsoever. And now, to make things worse, you have big-wig billionaires who normally donate tons of money to the democrats threatening to stop their funding if Nanci Pelosi tells the superdelegates to follow the lead of the regular delegates, who have to vote the will of the people.

    “The battle over the Democratic presidential nomination turned nasty on Thursday, one day after Hillary Clinton donors subtly threatened to stop the spigots for House Democrats if Speaker Nancy Pelosi insists superdelegates vote the same way as pledged delegates.” From FoxNews.

    This, to me, is a blatant example of the corruption we suffer amongst our elected* leaders. These billionaires are deciding that it is their choice to hold the government ransom because it looks like they are not going to get their way. Being Billary supporters combined with it looking like Obama is going to continue on the path to winning the nomination, they are doing anything they can to change that outcome. And swaying these free-ranging superdelegates to their side is what they are planning.

    I would not doubt for a second that these donors are currently making all kinds of offers to the superdelegates to help support and fund their pet projects in attempts to buy their votes for Hillary. You say, “But Bald Monkey, that would be illegal. No one would do such a thing.” I say, “Bunk.” It happens all the time. We as “The People” just don’t care enough to do anything about it. Not that there really is much if anything we can do about it.

    Personally, I am going to do the only thing I can do about it. I’m going to NOT vote for a Democrat. Not because I am a Republican (because, despite my opinions, I am not a card carrying Repub.), not because I am a conservative (and being a conservative means I am not a big McCain fan), but because this kind of corruption cannot be allowed to place its big fat-cat butt behind the desk in the White House.

    These superdelegates need to remember that the will of the people is how this country is supposed to work and not show themselves to be just like the people across the isle that they claim to detest.

    *I emphasize elected because these people were put in office by the choice of you and me. Not by these deep pocketed donors who seem to think they control the world. Our elected officials need to remember that we put them there, and that all it takes is for us to change our finicky minds to put someone else in that seat.

    New X-Files Movie Details Revealed

    According to an interview with CNN, creator Chris Carter is excited about the upcoming X-Files movie. With David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson both returning for the movie most X-Files fans are probably excited too.

    I would be excited about it, but for one thing that was said in the CNN article:

    “..the show’s sprawling alien mythology isn’t part of the plot.”

    WHAT!?!?!?!!!

    You are making an X-Files movie and its not gonna be centered around the alien conspiracy that Mulder spent his entire career chasing down?!?

    That would be like making a Charlie Brown movie that didn’t have Lucy pull the football away from him right before he kicked it.

    Or making a Star Trek:The Next Generation movie that didn’t have Data searching for his humanity.

    Or making a Transformers movie where the Autobots and Decepticons weren’t both trying to gather Energon Cubes! Wait, they did that. Anyway.

    I don’t know what the actual plot of the movie is going to be, that is still being held in tight, but knowing that it’s not gonna be aliens – lets just say that my $8.50 is gonna be staying right where it belongs in my pocket.

    Real Life Quidditch

    I am a 27 year old man (28 this Saturday) and I am a Harry Potter fan. This is not something I am ashamed of. I will talk HP with anyone that wants to. I can even say I really enjoyed Rowling’s new sport Quidditch and I was bummed that there weren’t any games in the last few books and there aren’t going to be any more in the last few movies.

    But I seriously doubt I would have ever thought to try adapting it for play in real life. But someone tried. And apparently, they have been pretty successful with it. According to the linked article, the Intercollegiate Quidditch Association started at Middlebury College, has grown to include “nearly 65 member colleges from across the country.”

    Right now, March 22-29, they are having a spring break road trip taking Quidditch to schools all throughout the Northeast.

    Read up on it. There is even a link in the article to a YouTube video about it. Sounds cool. Looks just as rough in real life as it did on screen. I may have never thought of it myself but props to the group that did.

    Story Link

    Book Giveaway Contest at Fiscal Musings

    Our friend over at Fiscal Musings is prepping for his upcoming return to college by clearing out some of his things. To this end he is having a contest to give away two copies of the bestselling book The Millionaire Next Door written by Thomas J. Stanley and William D. Danko. Head on over there through the link below to get entered and see if you are the lucky winner. The contest ends this Friday, March 28th at midnight (CST).

    Contest Link

    Robot Chicken – Star Wars

    A friend of mine pointed me to this show, Robot Chicken, some time ago. He said it was really funny and I never got around to watching it. But then I found these clips on starwars.com. All three parts here make up the entire 30 minute show that ran on cartoon network.

    Its really funny stuff and worth watching if you have the time.

    At some point I am going to have to try to catch the show on TV some time.

    Part 1

    Part 2

    Part 3

    The Bald Monkey is Going to Seattle!

    Seems that my illustrious employer has need of my services in Seattle, WA for a few days next month. I am going to be ferrying a small business plane out to the West Coast that we use for flight testing equipment. A certain program that is based out in that area is in need of someone to sit in the back of the plane and apparently do nothing but flip a switch when the say so is given to start the equipment running. Flipping switches and pushing buttons is something I have excelled at since I have been here.

    The fun part is going to be the 8+ hour flight out to Seattle on this little plane that tops out around 200 mph. It’s gonna be a long ride.

    Sample Post From the Dilbert Blog

    I really just recently stumbled upon Scott Adam’s Dilbert Blog. I had seen the links to it on the Dilbert home page for quite a while but I had never read it. Until I got my latest newsletter and there was an excerpt in it. This one to be specific. Make sure to go check it out sometime. He’s really a funny guy. My cubemate was giving me weird looks as I laughed out loud at this one.

    From The Dilbert Blog:

    There’s a Name for It

    Last week, my in-laws were in town. While they were out visiting some other relatives, I took my turn watching their dog, Mollie. At this point, I should pause and mention that I haven’t had a dog since I was a kid. And in those days, in the country, when the dog felt nature’s call, we’d simply let the dog out, and it would use any part of our 2.5 acres as its toilet. Later, if you wanted to throw a ball around, you just kicked the (usually) frozen logettes to the side to clear a path. In those simple times, you weren’t playing a sport unless someone ended up covered in dog feces. It was just part of the game.These days, things are quite different. Today, if you go to school covered in dog feces, there’s a stigma. And of course there’s the leash law. But nothing takes the joy out of a walk in the fresh air quite like being required to carry a plastic purse full of dog poop.Back to my story, I took Mollie for a walk, thinking I understood how this process worked. The leash was no mystery. It had a cool spring action with a pistol grip. I liked that part. And I grabbed an official poop bag on the way out of the house. I was ready for anything.

    Within a minute, Mollie laid down a steamer. I think she had been eating the cat food, because it wasn’t the firm little log I was expecting. But I soldiered on, turning the bag inside out like a glove, and grabbing the warm pile that melted in my hand. It wasn’t pleasant in the usual sense of the word, but I experienced some satisfaction in a job well done. I tied the bag into a tidy little package and intended to head home.

    That’s when I noticed Mollie had just begun to poop. I don’t know if she was trying to spell “HELP” in case a rescue plane flew over, or what, but by now she was in full production. Step, squat, step, squat.
    I looked at my tidy little bag, now sealed, and realized I was screwed. I knew the neighbors would be looking, or feared they might. I couldn’t leave this Katrina-sized disaster and get another bag lest someone think, incorrectly, that I had abandoned my doody. So I decided to see if I could untie the pooper bag and have another go at the new deposits. This plan did not work as smoothly as I had hoped.

    Do you know what is NOT effective for picking up warm piles of poop? If you guessed “other warm piles of poop,” you might have been in this situation yourself. It was like trying to pick up mashed potatoes with a catcher’s mitt. And I was hurrying, so needless to say, back at the house I needed the Karen Silkwood treatment to feel clean again.

    Later, when my in-laws returned, I told the story. Larry, a laid-back gentleman from Arkansas, turned to his wife Cheryl and drawled “Mollie double-bagged him.” Let me tell you, the only thing that could have made my experience worse was finding out my in-laws have a name for it.

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