The Next Big Study?

After the highly successful and uncannily accurate results from the previous research study, I would suggest a new study of a similar subject.

The idea struck me today as I followed a coworker into the mens room. How often and for what reasons do men choose to use the center of three open urinals? It seems to me that if you walk in and there are three open, you choose one of the ones on the end.

Just like going to a movie with a buddy. If it ain’t crowded, you leave a seat between you. It’s not homophobic at all, even though it is referred to as the “gay seat” or something similar. It’s about elbow room. If you don’t have to fight for an armrest, why would you choose to?

In the mens room, if you don’t have to cozy up to a guy next to you with his manhood in his hand, why would you?

Just something to ponder the next time you have to make a pit-stop in public.


2 Responses to “The Next Big Study?”

  1. 1 The Milk Crate April 22, 2008 at 9:06 am

    I could see a study being made of this…

  2. 2 Jonk April 22, 2008 at 11:23 am

    dude. why are u following guys into the mens room? and there should never be an odd number of urinals in their. at no time should all 3 be filled. faced with 3 urinals, 2 guys already there, proper etiquette says the 3rd should wait or find a stall. they’d be better off just to put 2 farther apart and a larger wall, so u can use them properly. any guy who chooses to take the middle urinal is obviously either gay or leans that way, or a self-centered egotistical asshole. there, study done.

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